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I can only assume that both Theresa and Jeremy must have a secret supply of powdered unicorn horn which can be used by the National Health Service when medicines run out and which can be distributed to the unemployed millions with magic and Viagral boosts to distract them from their hunger.Now both Ms May and Mr Corbyn are pushing for Brexit, which the Bank of England, the business conglomerates and others who looks into the crystal ball of the economic future say will spell disaster. But then why did the Dravidians of the Indus Valley Civilisation and the Zoroastrians of Persepolis depict them as living creatures?One possibility, merey yaaron, is that the horns of these creatures, made of a substance called Alicorn, were precious as they had medicinal, aphrodisiacal and hallucinatory, even magical qualities. Unicorns are not among these and consequently the one-horned horse has been declared a mythical creature. Neither Theresa May or anyone, least of all myself, knows what the outcome of this Brexit nonsense will be.

I mention this as a distinct possibility, but still, if we follow the wise and honourable members of the British Parliament in characterising the unicorn as the metaphoric embodiment of fantasy, the arguments around Brexit become clearer. No magical powers are attributed to Tyrannosaurus Rex or the other dinosaurs from whose remains we reconstruct the creatures and life of the past millions of years of our blessed, fertile and threatened earth.. It was done in Swarg and it was the gods and not human veds who carried out this pioneering transplant!But getting down to earth, the China Wholesale rubber shock absorption pad first known images of unicorns in this wide and occasionally, or regularly, sad world is found on the seals of the Indus Valley Civilisation sites.Obviously, Narendraji, being busy with governing the country, neglected to say that he didn’t mean that Indian human mediغير مجاز مي باشد fixed Ganesh’s head on his neck.More interesting is the origin of the unicorn metaphor. Members, primarily those against leaving the European Union, refer to the plans and projections of the Brexiteers as "unicorns".The metaphor aptly sums up the flat-earth fantasy outfits, who claim to be representing a socialist or Marxist view and advocate a Britain outside the EU in order to form a front of countries which will then battle the United States.Is Britain, with its little island mentality harking back to their era of colonial dominance, going to prosper in the fiercely competitive contemporary world? The leadership of both the main parties are promising such prosperity. These British MPs have assumed that it’s a mythical creature, a fantasy, a way of ridiculing their opponents’ opinions and projections.

This fake attribution, as Donald Trump might call it if he understood words of more than three syllables, is equivalent to the claim that Europeans invented the medical techniques of organ transplants.The British satirical press has played the entertaining game of counting unicorns or mentions of them in Parliament.This metaphor for fantasy appears in parliamentary debates and in articles in the press characterising the Brexiteer’s projections of prosperous partnerships with India, China and the United States when Britain leaves the European Union as a myth.Other Parsis were all in a furyThey appealed to a panchayat jury‘What’s wrong with this SaamAprikom noo badnaamWhy not Sali-ma-gos and akoori?’"From Mhamma Bola Biskit Lao, by BachchooThe British Parliament, coiled in the impossibilities, cul-de-sacs and the verbal barbed wires of Brexit, has coined a new metaphor.Contemporary paleontologists have reconstructed the forms and bodies of all sorts of creatures, from dinosaurs to the tiniest microbes. This may be so."A Parsi named Saam from KolabaOpened a north IndiandhabaServing tandoori naansAnd exoticpaansAnd even Kashmiri Gushtaba. Which are these countries who will form this universal socialist front? Vladimir Putin’s Russia? Libya? Maduro’s Venezuela, the Ayatollah-Socialist Iran, ISIS…?As the Brexit debate, which has breached British sense and sensibilities, not to mention pride and prejudices, progresses, the unicorns multiply.The Greek historian Ctesias records the find of the portrayal of a unicorn on a relief sculpture in Persepolis, the capital of the Zoroastrian Achaemenid dynasty. Jeremy Corbyn, the Labour Party leader, rode a storm of popularity when he promised taxing the rich and nationalising the railways and energy supplying companies. They were the penicillin, Viagra and LSD of the day and so whenever a unicorn died, its horn was chopped off and crushed and snorted or swallowed and everyone was happy.

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